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HHH starts to leave but here's nike heels.Ted DiBiase? As in Junior. What the hell does he think he's doing here? He talks about how last year he was a rising star and now he's just another guy. What would happen if he took out HHH right now on live TV? Well at least he knows he means nothing. DiBiase gets in a few shots but winds up getting beaten down to the shock of no one. HHH beats on DiBiase with a chair and I guess this is to show how ruthless he is. Pedigree through the announce table and DiBiase is dead.

Cena will be here via satellite tonight. Sheamus says he's the new US Champion and is awesome. Bryan comes out and wants his rematch at Mania. Sheamus kicks him in the head and leaves him laying. Gee remember a few weeks ago when so Womens jordan heels many people said Sheamus got buried and I said you were wrong and it wasn't a burial? Care to say that you all ran your mouths now and have no idea what you're talking about? Go ahead. Anytime now.

We open with Good Old…..Michael Cole in a fat suit with his ankle taped and a bottle of barbecue sauce. It took the crowd a bit to get the idea but they finally boo the hell out of him. Cole has cotton in his mouth to simulate Ross' voice issues. Funny stuff.

HHH opens us up properly. His entrances might take longer than Undertaker's if that's possible. HHH talks about how this is the biggest jordan heels match of his career and how people are finally talking about the match with the signs like 19-0 and 18-1.